Pop Up Camper Shells How Can I Bring This Pop Up Camper Home W/little Or No Money?

How can i bring this pop up camper home w/little or no money? - pop up camper shells

I bought a pop-up camping this weekend was a great price I couldnt refuse. I do not know how to bring them home, or do with it. I live in Humboldt Park in Chicago. my car can pull 1500 pounds, which is more than 2,000, what I want to blow the transmission. How can I make this house one of the suburbs? No sarcasm, please.